Hey guys! My name's Luke. 20. Attending UCF. Living ResLife! Taken by a wonderful girl. Loved by amazing friends and family.
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Reblog this if I can vent to you? Like completely skip all the awkwardness and just start talking to you.
I don’t need to vent to anyone, I just want everyone to know that if you need someone to vent to, I’m here.
Can’t sleep and I’m having thoughts.
Please feel free to message me, ask me questions, snapchat me (after12delight) or find me on facebook (Luke Strawn). I can’t sleep, and on night’s like these, that’s not what I need. If there was ever a need in your life for a sign to talk something out that’s been bothering you, consider this that sign.
Let’s have a beautiful conversation.
I’d totally LOVE to know how to not make minimum wage with this degree I’m getting because I am obviously getting it for fun and not because it was defined by every guidance counselor in high school as the only 100% fool proof way to NOT end up earning minimum wage in the first place. In fact, wasting extra money and time on college for the hell of it is apparently the right way to go, since my degree is going fucking worthless anyway according to you (it’s like you said in your letter: the amount of college educated baristas that exist has doubled in the last 5 years!).
Since this worthless piece of paper isn’t enough to save me and my fellow students from the clutches of manual labor, we definitely need to have the proper career training needed to secure a more prestigious position. LUCKILY, you’re so kind to offer to give us this training for the mere pittance of $630+. It’s good to know that people like you are looking out for me and other underprivileged college students by offering us things we totally can’t already find for free online or at our existing college campuses, such as guidelines for resumes, tips for “deciphering body language” (??????????), and mock interviews.
Can you believe it? All of this great, insider-level info for the low low price of an entire months’ fucking rent! I guess the price tag is justified, though, since there’s also a chance to listen to actors and music artists who are totally scholarly but don’t use their degrees for any part of the acting/music careers that made them rich talk about “giving back” (to whom exactly? us? we’ll find out once the checks are sent!).
Sadly, despite the total and complete lack of that “THIS IS A SCAM” vibe (can you BELIEVE some people would target already financially vulnerable people and prey on their fears of not succeeding in order to get their money? disgusting, right???), I’m going to have to decline your very generously offered invitation.
Go to fucking hell,
Chepperton the First
I just got the same “invitation” in the mail. I was desperately trying to find another viewpoint on ScholarCon (besides their website), in order to see what others REALLY thought about this. You put into words, so eloquently and perfectly, what I was thinking in my head. Perf!